The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.823 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 5,398 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,245 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 6,641^st in the world and 343^rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 145 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.